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Buy Google Stock. When Big Brother comes knocking, Membership will have its privileges.

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Acquire a "Easy Button." Your gonna have to push the red button someday so plan ahead. Failing to plan is a plan to fail.

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Clone yourself so you can Take over the World faster.
A little spawn of evil cant hurt... or can it? Haha!!

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Lease a Hummer and drive across the country promoting a Green and Healthy lifestyle. Satisfy your Evil ambitions under the guise as a Ecological Activist. "I'm saving the World, Honest." Haha!

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Follow Ashton Kutcher on Twitter Click Here. The Prince of Darkness has much to teach us.

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Have as many children as possible. A army of minions will come in handy.

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Celebrate holidays on the wrong days. A confused world is easier to control.